Hatters Gonna Hat

If I were a month, I’d be April.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seal.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be jasper. 
If I were a flower, I’d be chrysanthemum.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cloudy day.
If I were a color, I’d be yellow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be amusement.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a lemon.
If I were an element, I’d be earth.
If I were a place, I’d be Adelaide.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like salt.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were an object, I’d be a funny birthday card.
If I were a body part, I’d be the mouth.
If I were a song, I’d be Something Good Can Work.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be canvas.

(Source: justalittlegreen)